May 2012
hpliligirl:
shia-lab3ouf:
brilliant-disguise:
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around, and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
MOFFAT.
~shakes fists~ MOFFFAAAT
And you can see there’s gay in his scripts!
My god, there’s gay everywhere!
April 2012
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
moraniarty:
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
lukehasmeowmix:
Running for your life
From Shia Labeouf
He’s brandishing a knife
It’s Shia Labeouf
Lurking in the Shadoooooooows
Hollywood Superstar Shia Labeouf
Conversations my friends and I have (about...
Emily: DO NOT MESS WITH MY MAN
Steph: I'M JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ANDREW
Emily: BUT I'M USING HIM TO GET IN HIS PANTS
Prisci: EXCUSE ME, BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT I WILL BE THE ONE PROVIDING BENEDICT WITH THE CHILDREN HE DESIRES AND DESERVES
Kelsey: So says the asexual
What you missed on Merlin
Merlin: Arthur you're such a clotpole.
Arthur: can you spell worst servant ever?
Merlin: *obvious magic*
Arthur: what was that did you see that
Merlin: just the wind you cabbage head
Merlin&Arthur: *heterosexual activities*
Gwen: boobs
Morgana: smirk
Merlin&Arthur: *more heterosexuality*
Gaius: raises eyebrows
Meeeeeeeeerlinnnnn
Me: Can I have your babies?
Benedict Cumberbatch: ....What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think I said?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Benedict Cumberbatch: But I wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
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Prisci: That awkward moment when someone comes by to drop off something for your roommate and your roommate isn't there, so you have to get the door... But you're still in PJs and forget to pause the music you're blasting on your laptop-- which is Frederic Chopin's "Nocturne in C-sharp Minor" so the person who's dropping off the thing for your roommate gives you a weird look as the music suddenly begins crescendoing as you open the door.
Prisci: Also, you're still in PJs at noon on a Monday
Prisci: AT LEAST MY PIANO CONCERTOS ARE MORE NORMAL THAN THE WEIRD-ASS GENRE-LESS MUSIC MY NEIGHBORS LIKE TO BLAST OKAY
Prisci: That awkward moment when you realise that your love of classical music only likens you more to Jim Moriarty.
Prisci: Oh.
Steph: LOLOLOLOL OMG
Prisci: No regrets.
Emily: Priscilla I love you.
Prisci: At least it wasn't Nocturne in C Minor, Op.48 No.1
Prisci: It would've definitely scared them more.
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Quick civics lesson:
dionthesocialist:
Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others.
Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
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When people use "dick" as an insult, am I the only...
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To quote Eve Ensler, "I am worried about vaginas."
gunmetalskies:
wheremarymeetseve:
clearascountryair:
wheremarymeetseve:
clearascountryair:
Scrolling through my dash this morning, I saw more than one post about the offensiveness of words like “cunt,” “pussy,” and “twat.” It sickens me what society has done to these words. A cunt, like a pussy and a twat, is female genitalia. Does it so offend you to be equated to a vagina?
I...
Watchsocietydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
“Hello. This is David Tennant, instructing you...
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Are there people in the Sherlock fandom that don't...
whipsandweepingangels:
echocharlie1901:
I mean, I know a lot of people ship Sheriarty, and Sherstrade (idk their ship-name), and Sherlolly. But they ship those along with Johnlock, right?
I feel like Johnlock is canon…
Sherlock is an aromantic asexual. I ship both his friendship with Molly and with John, but Sherlock is incapable of truly having a romantic relationship with anyone— at least...
I am just having the derpiest day. Fuh realz yo.
somewhere only we know: superheroux: A - If I’m in... →
superheroux:
A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love…
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Personality Disorder Test →
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
To quote Eve Ensler, "I am worried about vaginas."
wheremarymeetseve:
clearascountryair:
Scrolling through my dash this morning, I saw more than one post about the offensiveness of words like “cunt,” “pussy,” and “twat.” It sickens me what society has done to these words. A cunt, like a pussy and a twat, is female genitalia. Does it so offend you to be equated to a vagina?
I understand, when you’re insulted by these words, it is not...
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Reason Numero 1 As To Why Prisci Should Come To...
I have to pee and don’t want to leave my laptop alone.
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To quote Eve Ensler, "I am worried about vaginas."
Scrolling through my dash this morning, I saw more than one post about the offensiveness of words like “cunt,” “pussy,” and “twat.” It sickens me what society has done to these words. A cunt, like a pussy and a twat, is female genitalia. Does it so offend you to be equated to a vagina?
I understand, when you’re insulted by these words, it is not...
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Writing kid!Molly always makes me sad.
I just want to hug her and be like “It’s okay, baby, don’t think so lowly about yourself! You’re a wonderful person! You matter, you count! Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.”
But maybe that’s just because I wish someone had told me that when I was a kid.
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“Now all I see is John and Sherlock in a toilet. And that’s Moriarty and...”
– Prisci (x), again, watching Monsters, Inc. 